We, who hired Joey Hess to kill CDBS
We, who dist-upgraded to Ubuntu "Cooky Cock"
We, who taught Jesus Christ to make miracles by launching "quilt refresh" command
We, who filed removal bugs for packages with a uppercase K in their names
We, who believe Martin Pitt is more powerful than Chuck Norris

We, who work six hours a day for Ubuntu
We, who hunt hawks and eagles to bring them to extinction
We, who write stable software already from alpha releases
We, who live "in wild land firefighting"
We are ubuntu-6had! And yes, WE KILL YOU!